In honor of my 1000'th post (well, that was the last post. This is the 1001th post), here are some of my favorite posts, in no particular order. Feel free to add some of your own in the comments!
The recent pettiness post was awesome.
Freepers decide not to start Civil War 2 after all, thus confirming that for all their bluster and death threats, they are pussies no one should be worried about.
The "Obama is a Coon" thread, later pulled.
Freepers yelling about calling Palin a pig, while calling Hillary a pig.
The Fist Bump.
Obama killed his Grandmother cause she knew too much.
Thatcher is so cool, she's a man!
FFranco. The craziest Freeper this side of Quix.